September 19, 2014   71 notes
stillgotit:

Brent Forrester on John Swartzwelder:
I remember distinctly one time being a young comedy writer, and Swartzwelder just happened to be sitting there, smoking a cigarette on the lawn. And I thought, Man, I’m just gonna ask John Swartzwelder a random question and see what he says in return. And I said, “John, what would you do if you had all the money that you could spend?” And without a moment’s hesitation he said, “I would buy a battleship and the Empire State Building. With the Empire State Building, I would just let it run down and get decrepit. Because people would say, ‘You can’t do that! That’s the Empire State Building!’ I would say, ‘No, I can! I own the Empire State Building.’ The battleship” he said, “I just think it would change people’s conversations with me if they knew I had a battleship.”

stillgotit:

Brent Forrester on John Swartzwelder:

I remember distinctly one time being a young comedy writer, and Swartzwelder just happened to be sitting there, smoking a cigarette on the lawn. And I thought, Man, I’m just gonna ask John Swartzwelder a random question and see what he says in return. And I said, “John, what would you do if you had all the money that you could spend?” And without a moment’s hesitation he said, “I would buy a battleship and the Empire State Building. With the Empire State Building, I would just let it run down and get decrepit. Because people would say, ‘You can’t do that! That’s the Empire State Building!’ I would say, ‘No, I can! I own the Empire State Building.’ The battleship” he said, “I just think it would change people’s conversations with me if they knew I had a battleship.”

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September 17, 2014
September 15, 2014   87 notes
September 11, 2014

h/t faifetch 

September 10, 2014   2 notes
christiesenft:

Just an average Tuesday at work. Looking at rare books and handwritten notes of Galileo, Newton, and Einstein. #museumlife

christiesenft:

Just an average Tuesday at work. Looking at rare books and handwritten notes of Galileo, Newton, and Einstein. #museumlife

September 9, 2014   17,695 notes

itscolossal:

Artist Kevin Weir Creates Ghostly Animated GIFs Using Archival Photos from the Library of Congress [Sponsor]

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September 3, 2014   1 note
September 2, 2014   27 notes
gosimpsonic:

"What were you drinking? Gasoline?"
"Yes, I was drinking gasoline, Mother.”

gosimpsonic:

"What were you drinking? Gasoline?"

"Yes, I was drinking gasoline, Mother.”

August 29, 2014   4 notes
thefinalimageshorts:

Dinner with Holly | 2012 | dir. Josh Crockett, Daniel Sinclair
When a couple decides to try to spice up their love life, things get awkward in this short comedy.
Watch it here.
-Intern Edwin (edwinmolina)

thefinalimageshorts:

Dinner with Holly | 2012 | dir. Josh Crockett, Daniel Sinclair

When a couple decides to try to spice up their love life, things get awkward in this short comedy.

Watch it here.

-Intern Edwin (edwinmolina)

August 29, 2014
#lights #statueoflibertyguy #

#lights #statueoflibertyguy #