Brent Forrester on John Swartzwelder:
I remember distinctly one time being a young comedy writer, and Swartzwelder just happened to be sitting there, smoking a cigarette on the lawn. And I thought, Man, I’m just gonna ask John Swartzwelder a random question and see what he says in return. And I said, “John, what would you do if you had all the money that you could spend?” And without a moment’s hesitation he said, “I would buy a battleship and the Empire State Building. With the Empire State Building, I would just let it run down and get decrepit. Because people would say, ‘You can’t do that! That’s the Empire State Building!’ I would say, ‘No, I can! I own the Empire State Building.’ The battleship” he said, “I just think it would change people’s conversations with me if they knew I had a battleship.”
Just an average Tuesday at work. Looking at rare books and handwritten notes of Galileo, Newton, and Einstein. #museumlife
"What were you drinking? Gasoline?"
"Yes, I was drinking gasoline, Mother.”
Dinner with Holly | 2012 | dir. Josh Crockett, Daniel Sinclair
When a couple decides to try to spice up their love life, things get awkward in this short comedy.
Watch it here.
-Intern Edwin (edwinmolina)